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Wanna make a mouth in Nature? What would Andy Goldsworthy do? First: Get two elephants, one laying on her back, and another suspended right-side up from a tree, and line them up, so that their feet are opposing. Second: Coax a serpent through the center. And: voila! You've done with beasts what Andy could only do with leaves.
Noah's Teacup gets dynamited.
An itemized drawing of all things awesome. Tape - Da Bouncer's mix tape. Up Up - For double-jumps. Chuckers - As in nunchuckers. Jumpkick - Why would you ever really jump-punch? Tuesdays - As in twofers. Cut - An upper.
Kid - Short for Icarus. Shoop - As in Shoop bay doop. Boobt - Two in one. Right Boobt - For Swayze kicks.
O - For fro. Dragon V.J. - The first boss. She precedes even the first stage. Moto - As in Mister Miyamoto, the gaming god. Lunchwig - Great pun. Great sandwich.
All drawings are political, save this one. It's just a charred American skeleton driving her Hydrocobra car over dumb diamonds.
Save this too.
Cool tentacular tag featured in several other drawings below me. Look for it!
This Mystikal Being carries the skull of a triclops in her womb. In vogue with interdimensional fashion, she dons a vertical halo, affixes crystals to her cheeks, and rides upon a black nimbus.
Hey look, my mandala's sprouting. She'll be blooming fractallic flowers in no time.
I always think of Spoonman (♫).
A portrait of a few drawers. The middle one is me; tee hee.
It's a Z made outta TV's. Most vertiginous.
Feel the deathos of this deathetic bastard.
Sunship City with scrapdoodle spires and human souls encased in the rays.
That's quacky. I gotta tetraboob. My stars are boobing too. Even the leaf-rayed suns are undergoing genitalification.
We've all heard the urban legend about the girl who masturbates with a starfish and then discovers a baby starfish in her menses or stool; this is her drawing.
Dooboo doo dabba: It's a Star Fucks vagina with stellar S's and O's.
Squares are cool.
So are circles.
Hey, it's the cobra from before, now just outta reach of this gross bipedal cat.
This snowmo has a kuato comin' out of his nose.
Systems verse.
This acronym is pronounced "sink", and it stands for "Super awesome JapaNese videogame Korporation."
Deathmaster Flash Test emerges from the same shit as psilocybes. Look, she's got little paws.
"Ralt" by Matt Ralt.
Who is the real slave wench? The slave wench who gets shackled, beaten, and treated like a slave? Or the dashing mad scientist addicted to potions that he carries in his pathetic robotic gripper, resigning himself at every moment to taking care of slave wenches?
Willow tree with cattails and crescent moon.
These guys are hopeless. They don't even fit together.
A mystikal vase. Mystiks pronounce it "vahz".
Mental Dental Dilemas played out on Milton Bradley boardgames. This drawing got shot in the head.
Mating dance of Berberus the three-headed many-eyed boird.
Decapitation Drawings - formerly known as 'busts'.
A T-Rex with eyebrows has a lotta 'tude.
YO! YO! YO, YO, YO! You are at the halfway point for this batch of drawings. Why not take a few moments with your eyelids held shut over the balls of your eyes?
Leaves drawn on paper is just like wearing them on trees.
Comin' Comin' Comix!
Another itemized drawing. Bitfall - As in "Pitfall", as in gold bricks money. Coin - as in "C-coin", the monetary value equivalent to 100 points. Duck Coin - worth a million coins. Magic Hat - What does it do? Take it out of your inventory and try it on. It takes you where. Magic Wand - It takes you when. Tigro - He's not a boss, or even a baddy, for Tigro is your friend. Henro - As in "Henry Harris Hampton", as in your best friend from grade school. Fireball - Use them always, lose them never. Life - Pizza is life, or was. 1-Up - An extra life as it were, you can get 99. Fro - It might be a powerup, and it might just save your lives. Babincible - A lot like invincibility, but indescribably better. Madness - These buttons will help us evolve. Our quest has no time or score, just a game full of mirror matches.
A cat with the soul of a coyote, the mind of an asshole, and the face of a cat.
Clowny, as well as quacky.
Yo girl.
Kinda like my Halloween costume.
A melty Kid Icarus gets too much Olympian helium and must alight on a question mark block. Don't hit the block Kid, it's got snakes!
Hand-flower. Makes flowers.
Hand-drum. Makes lightning music.
A bipedal bronto at Giza; her color is as seen by the trippy boirds.
I'm Hindoo ok.
I lums the drums.
Good dreams. Good life. The Now beeps.
All Chinese citizens can fuse their bodies and form a giant continental Dragon. It's one of their Commi powerups. We can do it too. US can turn into a giant golden Eagle. And Russia fuses into a Momma Bear.
Bi-chicken lifeway crossroads. I've always been there.
Dumb Daemon. Nobody likes your moth-mouthed incantations.
Not so much cubist, as cubey. Which is far better.
A coin collection is a great place for snails to fall in love.
A deer limb rips through the reality of land and sea. (Sorry drawer: But if you meant it should go the other way, then you're crazy.)
Say it aloud.
Yes it is.
Squawking at the cocoons makes 'em spin.
"Here I come on my personal velocipede. Hey sunny! Look out pokey!"
I think I'm happy.
Because balloons.
Another dangerous dimension. It don't support sentient life, so don't bother warping there.
What a shoe! The Air Waters are great for mad aquatic ups. You'll be gettin' the bends baby. And like Jesus Boot, you can wear them on water.
It's another ♫ FLASH TEST ♫
