Dr. Draw

Da Bouncer is the man; this man. He just surrendooped our DP the other night, and now he is going to hire us to teach kids without hands how to draw. How did he get the coveted uniform resource locater myspace.com/dabouncer? He was the first man on da web. That's how we can trust him. Now we can all quit our soul-suckling jobs and do something that matters, like teach handless children yo.



It's good to age these suckers.



Perspective and foreshortening - but 2 of the techniques we teach you at Wednesday's Night Class; what we've been calling "The Drawing Party".



It began as a battle axe. It was to be a weaponry drawing, until the DTMTBD references started taking over. A drawing that tells you "fuck you" is worth a thousand fuck you's.



Root Suit: comes with 9/11 action figures.



This vortical hand holds dominion over five realms containing two ponies, a rainy beach day, a green boird thing, a spider and a bee, and some doodles.



This blue-lipped bear bastard in green booties gives the middle paw while spewing out a human-shaped word bubble speaking in skulltongue.



A little bit of cat.



See this is what's great about drawing! I'll never get to hang ten from a roped ladder suspended from a God's nose as she blows sweet cloudbreath at the giraffine angels, but with this drawing I don't even need to.


Fingas




Tenners. Like two hands in one.






Bubble-butt expressionism.



Wallstreet 64, now for the PROMIS system.



A very metally diamondy Zorschtex.



Silver leopard naps under a Truffula Tree.



Hosted by: T.



You're about 1/2 way through the drawings, so rest your eyeballs for a sec! Take your fingers and push them through your eyelids and into your eyeballs. This is called 'makin' phosphenes'! The little balls of light will erase your mind of all the JPEG's you've seen today, so you can get a fresh look at shit!




Little animal friends can save you from the golden vortex.



Looks like a moblin.



Dan Cortez is profile.



Gove, a portmanteau word of "love" and "gone".



A floral derf pattern.



He's dead in deady land.



Jesse gets back in touch with his childlike self, drawing cockroaches on plates.



We also bring cloven models to the Life Drawing Parties.



Cool contour whosoever y'are.






Street Funnies II


























No he don't; (suck).





Brett. You're a racist. But it's okay because you're Native American.







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D.P. Nine Three

It sure was a themey night, what with all the corn and kitten sagas, the latent beardy undertones, and the fantasy b-ball doodlejams. The 2-Up move from Muddy Cup Inc. to 60 Main Loc. was accomplished with little bloodshed. A coup of New Paltz government could be similarly executed. We'd just have to disappear a few hundred Dungenites. Whaddya say Drawing Partiers? Let's stage Coup Paltz.

CORN


What the-? Corning Party?



Look at all them corns. Bifurcated, trifurcated, squared, and orbal. "Corns of Des Moines" was inspired by the drawing "The Tails of Puerto Rico".



All Ninjas were once Farmers. It was They who conceived the Corn shuriken, and the Corn sabre. But hold the phone, what are you doing in this drawing Sonic the Happy Hedgehog?



We've all heard the pun, but how many of us ever gave it some real thought, let alone visualized it.



Tigerslut is taking a cob with her across the tightrope. Tigerslut makes for a great segue into our next series:


CATS!


A bipedal sex kitten.



A little less sexy.



Not only can this cat breathe fireballs, but she can also throw fireballs from her paws.



Cat man don't!



Hey Taryn, can you make a 3-D Anime adventure of this drawing and we'll use it for the Drawing Party bumper.


B-BALL


And a Basketball Series!!!
Brett Thompson's "The Sacramental Hoop". (I'll see ya on the Crystal Courts B.T. for some Shoes v. Feet.



The Celery Heads and their archrivals the Red Fros. As always, Chinese Street rules apply: That means swords, grenades, flails, and nunchucks.



Oh My! Jams it in!


BEARDS


A benevolent bearded man and his little round friends.



Bearded Gods engage each other in Thunderwars.



This bearded fellow studies math in Dimension X.



FUNIMALS!












Hmmm. I never thought about it from the Duck's perspective.


CEPHALOPODS


New Flavor! Cephalopod Garcia.



Let's get squid-faced and make-out!



DJ Cephalo. (Pronounced like Cee lo and Sisqo at the same time)



Eelies, jellies, and a wicked-awesome weaponry wall.



Check out this schoolyard witch. A reporter drew this. She's writing a feel-good news story about the DP.



She also drew this hypertrychosis-afflicted Queen.



Whoo! Take a breath dear voyeur. You're more than halfway through this batch of drawings!



Some kinda Mexican can meng.




Take root in my brain sweet dendrites of the night, for I am a treegan.



◄ STOP THINKING ►




Skate sandals for brass knuckleheads.




Amanda Mandala Mandelbrot.



Phoneix Promo.



Danny, what's your obsession with T-Bell?




Some Gonzo copies.



Wheeeeeeeeeeyah.



Drawer's and their Drawings. Clockwise from Left top: Chris, Maria, the Zirsch, and yoyoyoyoyoyo.



What! A Drawing of the previous drawing? Like how many layers does reality have?




Poor boird. Gettin' eaten by a piranha plant.



Fiddlehead sundae. This scan is it. I already ate the original.




It's like some early Incan Knot Writing. No no, like a tag team cephalopod bubble tally score. No, this drawing was drawn by another drawing.






Thanks Danny Ring, thanks for the premium promos!



An angel and a daemon for some, this Fro-fuck Derf-eyed Phone-mouth has three homies for a conscience.



Donnie Double Bo Staffs will protect your boirds, no matter how far apart they are in perspective.



Hey Zirsch, this drawing above, is a run for your money.




Thhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat's me!









B'bye!



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