♫ FLASH TEST ♫ FLASH TEST ♫ FLASH TEST ♫
Wanna make a mouth in Nature? What would Andy Goldsworthy do? First: Get two elephants, one laying on her back, and another suspended right-side up from a tree, and line them up, so that their feet are opposing. Second: Coax a serpent through the center. And: voila! You've done with beasts what Andy could only do with leaves.
Noah's Teacup gets dynamited.
An itemized drawing of all things awesome. Tape - Da Bouncer's mix tape. Up Up - For double-jumps. Chuckers - As in nunchuckers. Jumpkick - Why would you ever really jump-punch? Tuesdays - As in twofers. Cut - An upper.
Kid - Short for Icarus. Shoop - As in Shoop bay doop. Boobt - Two in one. Right Boobt - For Swayze kicks.
O - For fro. Dragon V.J. - The first boss. She precedes even the first stage. Moto - As in Mister Miyamoto, the gaming god. Lunchwig - Great pun. Great sandwich.
All drawings are political, save this one. It's just a charred American skeleton driving her Hydrocobra car over dumb diamonds.
Save this too.
Cool tentacular tag featured in several other drawings below me. Look for it!
This Mystikal Being carries the skull of a triclops in her womb. In vogue with interdimensional fashion, she dons a vertical halo, affixes crystals to her cheeks, and rides upon a black nimbus.
Hey look, my mandala's sprouting. She'll be blooming fractallic flowers in no time.
I always think of Spoonman (♫).
A portrait of a few drawers. The middle one is me; tee hee.
It's a Z made outta TV's. Most vertiginous.
Feel the deathos of this deathetic bastard.
Sunship City with scrapdoodle spires and human souls encased in the rays.
That's quacky. I gotta tetraboob. My stars are boobing too. Even the leaf-rayed suns are undergoing genitalification.
We've all heard the urban legend about the girl who masturbates with a starfish and then discovers a baby starfish in her menses or stool; this is her drawing.
Dooboo doo dabba: It's a Star Fucks vagina with stellar S's and O's.
Squares are cool.
So are circles.
Hey, it's the cobra from before, now just outta reach of this gross bipedal cat.
This snowmo has a kuato comin' out of his nose.
Systems verse.
This acronym is pronounced "sink", and it stands for "Super awesome JapaNese videogame Korporation."
Deathmaster Flash Test emerges from the same shit as psilocybes. Look, she's got little paws.
"Ralt" by Matt Ralt.
Who is the real slave wench? The slave wench who gets shackled, beaten, and treated like a slave? Or the dashing mad scientist addicted to potions that he carries in his pathetic robotic gripper, resigning himself at every moment to taking care of slave wenches?
Willow tree with cattails and crescent moon.
These guys are hopeless. They don't even fit together.
A mystikal vase. Mystiks pronounce it "vahz".
Mental Dental Dilemas played out on Milton Bradley boardgames. This drawing got shot in the head.
Mating dance of Berberus the three-headed many-eyed boird.
Decapitation Drawings - formerly known as 'busts'.
A T-Rex with eyebrows has a lotta 'tude.
YO! YO! YO, YO, YO! You are at the halfway point for this batch of drawings. Why not take a few moments with your eyelids held shut over the balls of your eyes?
Leaves drawn on paper is just like wearing them on trees.
Comin' Comin' Comix!
Another itemized drawing. Bitfall - As in "Pitfall", as in gold bricks money. Coin - as in "C-coin", the monetary value equivalent to 100 points. Duck Coin - worth a million coins. Magic Hat - What does it do? Take it out of your inventory and try it on. It takes you where. Magic Wand - It takes you when. Tigro - He's not a boss, or even a baddy, for Tigro is your friend. Henro - As in "Henry Harris Hampton", as in your best friend from grade school. Fireball - Use them always, lose them never. Life - Pizza is life, or was. 1-Up - An extra life as it were, you can get 99. Fro - It might be a powerup, and it might just save your lives. Babincible - A lot like invincibility, but indescribably better. Madness - These buttons will help us evolve. Our quest has no time or score, just a game full of mirror matches.
A cat with the soul of a coyote, the mind of an asshole, and the face of a cat.
Clowny, as well as quacky.
Yo girl.
Kinda like my Halloween costume.
A melty Kid Icarus gets too much Olympian helium and must alight on a question mark block. Don't hit the block Kid, it's got snakes!
Hand-flower. Makes flowers.
Hand-drum. Makes lightning music.
A bipedal bronto at Giza; her color is as seen by the trippy boirds.
I'm Hindoo ok.
I lums the drums.
Good dreams. Good life. The Now beeps.
All Chinese citizens can fuse their bodies and form a giant continental Dragon. It's one of their Commi powerups. We can do it too. US can turn into a giant golden Eagle. And Russia fuses into a Momma Bear.
Bi-chicken lifeway crossroads. I've always been there.
Dumb Daemon. Nobody likes your moth-mouthed incantations.
Not so much cubist, as cubey. Which is far better.
A coin collection is a great place for snails to fall in love.
A deer limb rips through the reality of land and sea. (Sorry drawer: But if you meant it should go the other way, then you're crazy.)
Say it aloud.
Yes it is.
Squawking at the cocoons makes 'em spin.
"Here I come on my personal velocipede. Hey sunny! Look out pokey!"
I think I'm happy.
Because balloons.
Another dangerous dimension. It don't support sentient life, so don't bother warping there.
What a shoe! The Air Waters are great for mad aquatic ups. You'll be gettin' the bends baby. And like Jesus Boot, you can wear them on water.
It's another ♫ FLASH TEST ♫
5 comments:
flashfuckintastical!!! npdp is sawesome and always will be. keep coming out and drawing your hearts out. you said moms don't leave!
huzzah!!!!!!!!! they are here!
and i enjoyed listening to flash test flash test as i watched the flas tests.
Yay!!! drawings!!! the patchwork dino and the portrait of 3 drawers are great.
thanks for not putting my drawing up
damnit! I spent so much time making comments on only half of the drawings and now I have to start all over!!!
Well here goes,
well done on the suberb technological excecution of the flash tests. I am quite impressed. The mouth in nature is definitely my favorite.
Laura, two of my favorite Laura drawings all in one night. First Zoo tea, is that Yogi tea or Traditional medicines? Either way it looks delicious and full of antioxidants.
Jesse, you outdid yourself with your object drawings on the 12th. They were certainly the best yet.
I believe the undead driven USA truck with the cobra coming out of the tail pipe is a Brett creation. I'm not sure i am able to interpret all of the allegory (or is that just in literature? symbolism maybe?) but i really like it anyway.
The spikey beard dude holding time in his left hand, with a skull in his belly is quite intriguing,
Ah the man beast ballerina trying chasing the malnuished gingerbread man up the christmas tree. To me this symbolizes the economical nature of america:
You see the man beast ballerina represents the top 10% in the coutry, while the anorexic gingerbread man represents all that the middle class and below have left after being ass fucked by corperate america and the government, the christmas tree represents one of the main mechanisms which the top 10% utilize to leach their wealth from us poor folks. Its amazing.
Erin,
When we were little and we would go camping or have a fire in the backyard my stepmom would tell us this story called the house of mirrors. She made up the story over a few years and would only tell us a little bit of it at at time. It was the best thing ever. This also reminds of walls of spooky picture frames in haunted house movies. Either way its great.
The flower with people in it and well the rest of it is difficult for me to describe but its aweosme.
and now for my other Laura drawing, the star in the toilet featuring Laura's notes to herself all around the bathroom, because after knowing Laura and hearing her stories all of these things seems like things she has probably done, or else its her bathroom turning against her.
Either way its drawing magic.
As much as i hate to see another human mistreated and degraded by another human, . . . that mad scientist guy is really hot . . .
I really like the leaves with the green highlights
I really like the person with the diamond for a third eye, and the snakey knots on their cheeks. and the holes in their face
The dragon is quite nice.
Jesse the boobts are thing of genious, you should make a proto type and sell them at snooty boutiques in town.
The bird with the caterpillar and the cocoon is fuckin beautiful. Great colors!
well, its got stars and this half snow flake looking thing and a grid in the background. I'm not really sure how to describe it but i really really like
Whew, i think this is my longest comment yet!
Cheers, see you mother fuckers tonight at the drawing party!
Much love
Manda
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