Octo Uno

This Continental Ranger notices trees burning on the horizon of America...



And the source of the arboreal contagion: of course, a dark fuckin' wizard.



A truffula tree: Unburning. No Continental Ranger required. This is a female truffula, as identified by her long slutty stems.



Jesse actually drew this pumpkin while holding a miniature pumpkin in his drawing hand. Give it up for my brotha now won't you please.



Oriental rabbit doodles and a super uppity uppercut.



Starsluts have giant fucked up star-hands.



Check out this starslut in her towel made of hair, worn as penance for sleeping around the stars.



Y'know, Drawing Powi.



Ursula the Bear girl has a lot of powi and climbs liquid trees.



It is revealed that Ursula wears her ursine suit for health reasons. She has three legs, two of them vestigial. Here she is playing 4th dimensional basketball on Tea Candle Court.



Yes it is.



Down Up. An elevator. Also: Raiden's teleport.



A horse disguised as the Joker steals the spots and rings right off a sleeping kitty.



Deers won't ever pass the mirror test; not with that attitude.



Sure, giraffes can get tall fruits in the trees, but look at how fuckin' far they have to bend over just to eat some stinkin' grass.



Sir Elton John.



ABC junction.



"My furless mastoids and supercilliary symmetry makes me more man than usual," said the Drawing.



Beetlejuice baddy in a teacup, with questions in Czechlish.



Ludwig has so much sex in every position.



A double-chocolate vegan cookie man looks at a Choose Your Own Boird.



You've just arrived at the halfway mark for this week's drawings. So relax your pinkies, take a dead fish bong hit, and play through the first stage of Skully 64. Just make sure you jump over the spikes, evade the wall cannons and shuriken, get the heart by head-butting the gate, move to the left to dodge the tentacle and jump through the spike room to get the 1-up, then go back and down, but watch out for the triple fireballs, for they belong to the boss's secretary; the mini-boss.



Saw X Promo Drawing. (♪♪♪ It hasn't come out yet ♫♫♫)



The Setting.



It's gonna have a wheel of death in it, like in Thunderdome.



It's a parable of pain: By decapping his own head with a saw, he gets the skeleton key that unlocks his own throat, yet by this point, he's already dead adead in deady land.



Spoiler.



Happy Birthday dear Saw.
Look out net user, there's a bomb!!!!



Saw fatality. I hear Saw X will have babealities as well.
All Sawed out? Good.



A spooky interior. Completely and totally Saw-unrelated.



Here's a line graph graphing the cast of Predator.



And here's a line graph graphing Schwarzenegger's filmography. C'mon Brett, the Last Action Hero vertex is far too shitty. For Jupiter's sake, it's graphed as shittier than Eraser. C'mon!



And finally, here's a Street Fighter 2 graph. Are ya a little graphed out at this point? Good. Because that's all the graphs. Drawings continue below...



You're looking at the mintest controller ever. It's for the mighty Sega Genesis. Not only is the D-pad super soft, but it contains a million little ultra-sensitive nano-D-pads contained within the cross for maximum control.



Ice Cream sody, put the New Pwo O on top.



A fish derf slithers all the way up a skyscraper just to yell at a brick and mortar ring.



Santa-hatted fish derf sits swaddled atop a 'Corky' face.



Some frog fucks with stemmed noteheads.



A floaty bodice in the Poriple Sea.



A Zirschellogram.



Take that Zirsch. You've been hanged on.



Whooy! (pronounced woo-ee) Let me take you through this one. Ok, what do we got here? Up top, there's a bowling pin, lollipop, dice, television, matchbook, and a tomato, and on the second row, I'm gonna say a tiny zither, salt shaker, ice cube, bicuspid, lime, shirt & tie, rose, ginger candy, peanut, firecracker, chrysanthemum, and a needle, and below that there's a loving squid, a banana, tape, button, pumpkin, sea horse, lute, nail, fork, white-eyed susan, mug, and sock, and then a ruler, pear, glasses, wine glass, apple, bone, pencil, and a microwave, strawberry, diamond, cupcake, tea bag, feather, cat, star, water can, maple leaf, cookie, recorder, paper clip, tack, ladle, shot glass, candy cane, the letter "g", mountains, and piece of lined paper, as well as a spool, ear plug, amanita mushroom, and finally a blender, to blend all of that shit up into a drawing.



Come Comments in my mouth.

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